Poem #26

As so many of you may well know, there is a lot to be said about Yelp reviews. The best thing to say about them, of course, is how useless they are; however, from time to time, they are poetic. I took a recent post and snipped it apart and sewed it back together. Please, enjoy this poem, unlike someone’s sandwich.

Yelp Review #1

I was at work and had someone pick me up a sub. It had rotten tomatoes. Could not return it, could not leave work. Starved. Recently got an eggplant sub, bitter, like a kid made it, not delicious at all. Get it together.

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